The Festival Fringe is drawing to a close! I’ve seen some great shows – if you’re still in this godforsaken city then make sure you check out: Oyster Eyes (10:25 at Underbelly), Amy Hoggart’s “Pattie Brewster’s Friendship Venture” (7:50 Banshee Labrynth) and Jamie Demetriou’s People Day
And please, for the love of God, come and spend one hour of the final week of the festival in a damp, damp room with me at 4pm at the Just the Tonic Caves.

2-for-1 tickets if you say the word “Puberty” at the box office today
Lowlights of the festival include the complete absence of vegetables from my body, and the great quantities of Red Bull I’ve consumed to stay awake/alive. Highlights include performing at 4 a.m. as part of the BBC Marathon on BBC3 Red Button, and the moment I discovered “chips and cheese”. So simple, how had I never heard or dreamed of it?

Here I am on the BBC night, not knowing what to do with my arms as usual.